Somehow, against all laws of time, nature, and seasonal retail, Krampus has officially turned ten years old. Yes. A full decade has passed since Michael Dougherty unleashed the horned holiday menace onto cinemas, traumatised children, delighted horror fans, and confused grandparents who wandered into the screening thinking it was a new Hallmark special. Christmas has…
Stripe, the malevolent mohawk sporting menace from Gremlins, has officially clawed, chewed and cannonballed his way into the Second Class tier of the Hall of Killers, proving that size does not matter when your personality is ninety percent evil and ten percent pure goblin energy. This is the mogul of mayhem, the sultan of sabotage,…
Deadline has dropped a tantalising little grenade into the cinematic world, and for once it has nothing to do with a sequel, prequel, requel, reboot or cinematic universe involving talking animals fighting crime. According to their report, Gillian Flynn, the mastermind behind Gone Girl and patron saint of domestic chaos, is teaming with Darren Aronofsky,…
Christmas is a magical time. The lights twinkle. The snow falls. The carol singers appear out of nowhere like a cult who are absolutely convinced you want to hear O Come All Ye Faithful while you are still in your slippers. But most importantly, Christmas is the perfect time to terrify yourself silly. There is…
The Paranormal Activity franchise refuses to die, refuses to rest, and refuses to stop rearranging furniture at three in the morning. In a move that surprised no one who has ever heard a mysterious thump in an empty room, Blumhouse and Paramount have confirmed that Paranormal Activity 8 is officially happening, as reported by THR….
Searchlight Pictures has dropped the official trailer for Ready or Not 2: Here I Come, and if the goal was to send fans into a frenzy, mission absolutely accomplished. The trailer wastes no time throwing Grace back into the fray, proving that the universe, the demonic board game, and apparently several wealthy murder families still…
If you are hunting for the perfect Christmas present for the movie lover in your life, or if you simply want to spoil yourself with something that looks glorious spinning inside your player, the boutique labels of the UK have delivered a feast this winter. Between long awaited restorations, cult classics being treated like royalty,…
If the Hall of Killers had a suggestion box, it would currently be full of wrinkled notes that say things like “Please induct someone who owns a weapon” or “Can we get another vampire” or “Stop adding men who wear fisherman hats indoors.” And yet, against all aesthetic logic and common sense, the committee has…
Hollywood history is full of odd celebrity connections. Some are harmless, like that time Nicolas Cage bought a haunted Victorian mansion, or when Marlon Brando became best friends with Michael Jackson. And then there is Sammy Davis Jr. casually hanging out with Anton LaVey and becoming an honorary member of the Church of Satan. Yes,…
Sony Pictures has finally made a decision that will make every Helldivers player shout “For Super Earth!” into the nearest microphone. The long discussed film adaptation of Arrowhead’s outrageously chaotic co operative shooter now has a director, and it is none other than Justin Lin. Yes, the man responsible for turning The Fast and the…