Christmas is a magical time. The lights twinkle. The snow falls. The carol singers appear out of nowhere like a cult who are absolutely convinced you want to hear O Come All Ye Faithful while you are still in your slippers. But most importantly, Christmas is the perfect time to terrify yourself silly. There is…
The Paranormal Activity franchise refuses to die, refuses to rest, and refuses to stop rearranging furniture at three in the morning. In a move that surprised no one who has ever heard a mysterious thump in an empty room, Blumhouse and Paramount have confirmed that Paranormal Activity 8 is officially happening, as reported by THR….
Searchlight Pictures has dropped the official trailer for Ready or Not 2: Here I Come, and if the goal was to send fans into a frenzy, mission absolutely accomplished. The trailer wastes no time throwing Grace back into the fray, proving that the universe, the demonic board game, and apparently several wealthy murder families still…
If you are hunting for the perfect Christmas present for the movie lover in your life, or if you simply want to spoil yourself with something that looks glorious spinning inside your player, the boutique labels of the UK have delivered a feast this winter. Between long awaited restorations, cult classics being treated like royalty,…
If the Hall of Killers had a suggestion box, it would currently be full of wrinkled notes that say things like “Please induct someone who owns a weapon” or “Can we get another vampire” or “Stop adding men who wear fisherman hats indoors.” And yet, against all aesthetic logic and common sense, the committee has…
Hollywood history is full of odd celebrity connections. Some are harmless, like that time Nicolas Cage bought a haunted Victorian mansion, or when Marlon Brando became best friends with Michael Jackson. And then there is Sammy Davis Jr. casually hanging out with Anton LaVey and becoming an honorary member of the Church of Satan. Yes,…
Sony Pictures has finally made a decision that will make every Helldivers player shout “For Super Earth!” into the nearest microphone. The long discussed film adaptation of Arrowhead’s outrageously chaotic co operative shooter now has a director, and it is none other than Justin Lin. Yes, the man responsible for turning The Fast and the…
Troma is at it again. Humanity begged them to stop. Poultry farmers begged them to stop. Even KFC begged them to stop. But here we are, staring directly into the beady, hateful eyes of Poultrygeist 2: Dawn of the Chicken Dead, a sequel nobody asked for but absolutely everyone deserves. The teaser trailer has landed…
If you ever wanted to know what it feels like to stumble onto a farm where the livestock might once have had a social security number, Eli Powers’ Skin and Bone provides that answer with the enthusiasm of a short that has absolutely no intention of letting you sleep again. From its first uneasy whinny…
Vampires everywhere are doing celebratory shrieks, because Marlow, the alabaster faced apex predator from 30 Days of Night, has officially clawed his way into the Second Class tier of the Hall of Killers. That is not a small feat. Second Class is where the truly vicious and artistically bloodthirsty creatures live. It is home to…